Ended · 1981–1991

Never the Twain

Comedy

Never the Twain follows Simon Peel and Oliver Smallbridge, two men with a lot in common. Not only are they both in the antiques trade, but they have adjacent shops, and even their homes are side-by-side. Both are one-parent family men and neither will stop at anything to get the better of the other. The pair's rivalry doesn't stop their offspring from falling in love and getting married though!

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Seasons & episodes

Season 1 · 6 episodes

S01 E01 · Families at War1981-09-07
S01 E02 · Of Meissen Men1981-09-14
S01 E03 · A Night at the Opera1981-09-21
S01 E04 · A Matched Pair1981-09-28
S01 E05 · Nothing But the Truth1981-10-05
S01 E06 · Father of the Groom1981-10-19

Season 2 · 6 episodes

S02 E01 · Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed?1982-09-07
S02 E02 · As Young as You Feel1982-09-14
S02 E03 · A Woman's Place ...1982-09-21
S02 E04 · Blood Brothers1982-09-28
S02 E05 · lf You Knew Susan1982-10-05
S02 E06 · The More We Are Together1982-10-12

Season 3 · 6 episodes

S03 E01 · Taking Stock1983-10-10
S03 E02 · Partners1983-10-17
S03 E03 · A Nose for Quality1983-10-24
S03 E04 · The End of the Line1983-10-31
S03 E05 · The Welsh Connection1983-11-07
S03 E06 · Not on the Same Wavelength1983-11-14

Season 4 · 6 episodes

S04 E01 · A Home of Your Own1984-11-08
S04 E02 · The Royal Connection1984-11-15
S04 E03 · Words and Music1984-11-22
S04 E04 · No Flame Like an Old Flame1984-11-29
S04 E05 · Love's Neighbours' Lost1984-12-06
S04 E06 · Come Fly with Me1984-12-13

Season 5 · 6 episodes

S05 E01 · In Whom We Tryst1986-01-08
S05 E02 · Going, Going, Gone1986-01-15
S05 E03 · Thicker Than Water1986-01-22
S05 E04 · Kung Who1986-01-29
S05 E05 · Reading Between the Lines1986-02-05
S05 E06 · Definitely Not Cricket1986-02-12

Season 6 · 6 episodes

S06 E01 · Feed a Cold1987-01-15
S06 E02 · Going to Pot1987-01-22
S06 E03 · Love ls a Many Splendoured Thing1987-01-29
S06 E04 · A Night to Remember1987-02-05
S06 E05 · The Battle of Deveraux Dale1987-02-12
S06 E06 · Affair of the Heart1987-02-19

Season 7 · 6 episodes

S07 E01 · Settled Out of Court1988-01-27
S07 E02 · The Wagers of Sin1988-03-03
S07 E03 · Betrothed, Bothered and Bewildered1988-02-10
S07 E04 · The Second Time Around1988-02-17
S07 E05 · Born to Blush Unseen1988-02-24
S07 E06 · Fasten Your Seat Belts1988-03-02

Season 8 · 6 episodes

S08 E01 · Grandfathers-in-Law1988-10-24
S08 E02 · Nursery Times1988-10-31
S08 E03 · Whose Baby?1988-11-07
S08 E04 · Never Say Die1988-11-14
S08 E05 · Moving On1988-11-21
S08 E06 · It's a Long Way to Friern Barnet1988-11-28

Season 9 · 7 episodes

S09 E01 · Just the Ticket1989-09-06
S09 E02 · A Point of Honour1989-09-13
S09 E03 · A New Lease of Life1989-09-20
S09 E04 · Aspects of Love1989-09-27
S09 E05 · Neighbours1989-10-04
S09 E06 · Bonjour Paris1989-10-11
S09 Special · A Winter's Tale1989-12-28

Season 10 · 6 episodes

S10 E01 · X Marks the Spot1990-09-05
S10 E02 · S.W.A.L.K.1990-09-12
S10 E03 · Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?1990-09-19
S10 E04 · Happy Holiday1990-09-26
S10 E05 · There But for the Grace of God1990-10-03
S10 E06 · A Car by Any Other Name1990-10-10

Season 11 · 6 episodes

S11 E01 · Viva Espana1991-09-04
S11 E02 · The Best Laid Plans1991-09-11
S11 E03 · Born Again1991-09-18
S11 E04 · There Goes the Bride1991-09-25
S11 E05 · Two Fools and Their Money1991-10-02
S11 E06 · The First of the Queue1991-10-09

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